Fellas, answer this for me: why do you think that every time you’re hooking up with a girl, she wants something more? Not everyone wants to be in a relationship with you….kapeesh? I mean really though, self centered much? Girls need ass too. It seems as if you’re hooking up with a guy for more than a month, they start to think you’re hoping it turns into something. Well guys, you’re wrong. And to be perfectly honest, it’s a little creepy when you randomly send the whole “this is too much, I’m not looking for anything right now” text. Because welp, you were the only one whose head was even in that ball park. And if a girl ever said that, she would somehow be a psycho crazy lady. Doesn’t make sense. I’ll give it to you, a lot of girls are out on the prowl for a relationship and will lock down anything they can get, but that’s not the case for all of them. And not to be a bitch, but I think you should kind of get the point a relationship is not on the mind when a girl is only texting you on her walk home from the bars…just a thought, maybe? Yes, we know how to booty call too.
I don’t know if guys are just super cocky or really dumb, but the majority of them seem to always think a girl has feelings for them. Well sorry bro, but don’t flatter yourself. I understand if a girl texts you all day every day how you could think she’s a stage 5 clinger, but if it’s just a constant late night hang out, then most likely it doesn’t mean much more than that to her either. You’re not that tight, sorry to say, so be easy with that thought. If you’re just over hooking up with the chick, then that’s cool, but the whole assumption of thinking girls always want a relationship is a liiiitttlllllee weird. And besides, even if a girl does text you every now and then during the day or wants to hang out other than after the bars, it is 2011; did you ever think that maybe your just a cool guy to hang out with, without her having feelings for you? It’s very possible for girls and guys to be friends and still not need a relationship. My best friend is a guy, love him more than anything, I don’t get why people think it’s so hard.
But what apparently is hard once you’re in a relationship with a guy, keeping your privacy. Is it really necessary to snoop through someone’s text messages while they’re in the shower? Or creep all over your girlfriends Facebook to see who they're hanging out with? There is no need to peer over my shoulder as I'm texting, you can ask, I’ll tell you who it is. I dated a crazy guy in college who was the biggest snoop I've ever met in my life. One time I was in the bathroom getting ready for work and he went through my phone (which had a password by the way, so he's that lame that he figured out my password) and saw a text from a guy friend. He came storming in the bathroom, threw my phone down on the floor and said, “Who the fuck is this?!!” Well sir, if you would have calmly walked into the bathroom and said “hey, this is kind of weird, who is this?” I would have obviously still thought he was a nut job for going through my phone in the first place, but then I would have explained that he's just one of my guy friends.
Guys get snoopy with their questions too. Every time you pass a guy on the street and say hi to them it’s like “ohh what did you hook up with him?” Are you asking that because I said hello with a smile? Uh, okay wacko. But then of course if you did hook up with them, and you’re like “uh yeah, I did. What’s your point?” they freak out and won’t talk to you for 10 minutes. WELL YA KNOW WHAT PEOPLE….DONT ASK QUESTIONS YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO! Jesus. I mean my god. You ask such stupid questions and then throw a temper tantrum over the response. My ex would ask me that so often that I finally just started saying yes to everyone to piss him off. There’s also the pesky where are you? Who are you with? What are you wearing? Are you drinking? Um okay Dad, chill out. Didn’t realize I was dating Sherlock Holmes. You guys need to quit being so nosey all the time. If someone's going to cheat on you or do something inappropriate, they obviously aren’t going to give the scoop beforehand anyways. So just stop being naggy all the time, it’s really just obnoxious.
I feel like a lot problems stem from things like Facebook (thanks a lot Zuckerberg). People in relationships are looking at their boyfriend or girlfriends wall to see who wrote on it, what they said, if there’s something there that the other person didn’t tell them, looking at pictures. It’s creepy. And that reminds me, it’s also extremely weird when people write all over their boyfriend or girlfriends wall. “I love you!” or “today was so much fun can’t wait to see you again!” It’s like, dude, we all know you talk every five seconds anyway; you were actually probably texting when you wrote that. Wouldn’t it make a lot more sense to just tell them that over the phone? I mean, personally, it would mean a bit more to me if someone said they love me or miss me when I can hear their voice. Seeing it on the internet is just a little odd. A relationship should be between two people, it doesn’t need to be plastered all over Facebook for the rest of the world to deliberate on. It just kind of comes across that your super insecure and need to make sure that everyone knows their taken…I'm just saying, something to think about.
Moral of the story; boys, get over yourselves.
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